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Submission Guidelines for Theaker's Quarterly Fiction

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Before submitting to this magazine you should be aware that it is not entirely reputable! See websites such as as Preditors and Editors and Writer Beware for good advice to authors. In particular, TQF sends up red flags in the following areas: there is no payment for contributions; the magazine has a tiny and at times practically non-existent print circulation; and it has published stories by the editors and their friends. Note also that if your story is published in TQF (or any other non- or low-paying magazine, for that matter) that will probably preclude it being sold at full price to any pro market later on. If you are making a career of writing, sometimes it's best to keep your work in the drawer. Even if it isn't in fashion right now, there may be a market for it ten years down the line.

If for some reason that hasn't put you off, read on! We are at least honest about our failings, and will deal honestly with your submissions. And although print sales are poor, we recorded over 4,000 downloads in total of the various issues on the site during 2007, so you're not throwing your work into a black hole.

Submissions

Read the guidelines below on Content and Style to find out what we are looking for.

Then consider the Background of the magazine and the Terms of Publication to make sure you will be happy to be published in this funny little periodical.

Then send your submission, preferably as a Word attachment, to silveragebooks@blueyonder.co.uk.

You should include a biography (as long or as short as you like) that we can use on the website's Other Contributors page, and work into the editorial, if the story is accepted for publication.

Let us know if you would like to receive Feedback in the event that we reject your story.

The editors are Stephen Theaker and John Greenwood.

Content and Style

We want:

  • Stories with an element of the fantastic. The ideal issue of Theaker's Quarterly Fiction would feature analogues of a Telzey Amberdon story by James H Schmitz, a Cthulhu mythos story by HP Lovecraft and a Conan story by Robert E Howard. Hard sf, soft sf, fantasy, heroic fantasy, dark fantasy, humorous fantasy, slipstream, magic realism, horror and terror – it's all of interest to TQF.

  • Stories that make me wish I had written them myself. It's pretty vague as far as submission guidelines go, so if you need a bit more to go on, have a look at the list of my favourite books.

  • Enthusiasm, excitement, and a sense that the author is writing because it's something they enjoy doing. TQF is not by nature a cool magazine. It's a bit goofy and a bit all-over-the-place. You don't really have to be cutting-edge, hip or with it to submit to us – you just have to love what you're doing, and try to do it well.

  • Both long stories and short stories. We are as happy to publish one or two-page short stories as we are to publish a 50,000 word novel. (Note that longer submissions will take quite a bit longer to be accepted or rejected.)

  • Variety. We are always looking for stories with point-of-view characters from ethnicities, genders and sexual orientations different to our own.

  • Ongoing character-based series. If you have a great central character you could write more than one short story about, we'd love to hear from you. One-off stories are great, but ongoing series can help develop a unique feel for a magazine.

  • Difficult, arch and oblique writing is a lot of fun. We certainly don't demand it, but it's something we enjoy when submitted. I love to be sent to the dictionary when checking proofs.

  • Authors who will consider their proofs carefully, and deal fully with any queries. (See Proofs, below.)

  • Comic strips. We often have a bit of space in the magazine for odd bits and pieces. If you would like to submit an ongoing sf/fantasy-themed strip to us, or just a one-off, we'd love to have a look.

  • Artwork, but only as commissioned in relation to particular stories. (See Artwork Submissions, below.)

  • Review copies of books, magazines, etc, whether professional, small press or amateur – send to the address in the magazine's indicia.

  • Advertising - we love to do ad swaps with fellow small press publications, and we will always be happy to include an advert for any new book by one of our contributors. If you're interested, just drop us a line. We can handle more or less any file format (ideally: 300dpi, greyscale, tif, LZW compressed), but if it's text-heavy, or you just aren't a great whiz with graphics, just send us the text and any pictures and we'll lay it out for you.

We do not want:

  • Articles – we don't publish them at present, preferring to focus on fiction (though I am looking for non-fiction in my capacity as editor of Dark Horizons, the journal of the BFS). Having said that, if you have an idea for a piece that you think might really, really interest us, it won't hurt to get in touch. I could imagine publishing something like a history of the British sf small press, for example, or a feature on DF Lewis, James H Schmitz or Lionel Fanthorpe.

  • Poetry. We don't currently publish short poetry (though, again, I am looking for poetry as editor of Dark Horizons.) However, we might be interested in a longer piece of narrative poetry, such as a saga. Sound us out first before starting work on one on our account, though!

  • Previously published material. However, we could be persuaded to consider it in exceptional circumstances, for example if an established author was looking to produce a retrospective of his or her work.

  • Multiple submissions. Just one story at a time, please. There's a good chance any comments we make regarding the first story you send will help you decide which of your other stories would suit us best.

  • Simultaneous submissions. Don't send us anything that is still under consideration with another magazine. If we like something, we tend to typeset it and start proofing fairly quickly, sometimes even before formally accepting it, especially for longer pieces. (That's because we won't accept something till we've read it thoroughly, and if we're going to read it thoroughly we might as well proofread as we go.) If we typeset and proof your story only to find you're waiting to see if Andromeda Spaceways, say, want it, we'll be quite annoyed.

  • An uncorrected first draft of your work. If the first couple of paragraphs of your story would need significant revision in order to make sense, or if there are errors of a kind likely to be repeated throughout the story, it will be politely returned for revision or just plain rejected without being read much further. Submissions should be spellchecked, the sentences should make sense, and a new paragraph should start whenever the focus moves to a new person (for example when someone new starts talking). If you are writing in English as a second language, it is essential that you have a native English-speaker read your story before submitting it to us.

  • Stories whose sole purpose is to vindicate particular religious or spiritual beliefs. Stories that explore religious beliefs are okay, but religious propaganda isn't something we'll be interested in.

  • Stories with a sexist, racist or homophobic subtext. In particular, no stories that are solely about beautiful women who seduce men out of the blue and then turn out to be evil.

  • Serial-killer stories – they don't really fit the tone of what we're doing.

  • Alternative history stories that don't have any other fantasy element, for the same reason.

  • Fanfiction based on material that is still in copyright – it isn't legally publishable. But sequels to stories from the nineteenth century and earlier are fine.

Feedback

If you would like to receive feedback on your work, in the event that we turn it down, let us know in your email. Remember, though, that we're still finding our way with this magazine, and there's no reason for you to think our opinion counts for anything!

With that in mind, unless we think we have something constructive to say, we'll probably say as little as possible. Don't take that as a sign that we didn't read your work – more as a sign that we don't want to risk offending or discouraging you. The reason we rejected your story might be the exact reason it will be accepted by another magazine!

We've stolen one excellent idea from another magazine (I'll give credit once I remember which it was) - we'll include the words [Rejected] or [Accepted] in the subject line of our reply. That way, if you don't want to read our comments on a rejected story, you can delete the email unread and protect your feelings.

Terms of Publication

Contributors will receive no payment, we're afraid, not even a free copy of the magazine. We realise that's a bit rubbish, but our philosophy is to keep it cheap to keep it going. We want it to keep going for a long time, so we are keeping it very, very cheap. The only exception is that we will provide a free copy of the magazine to the cover artist and to the author of any printed contribution of over 15,000 words, as long as they are resident within the United Kingdom. (No free copies will be supplied of any bound volumes, though.)

Contributors retain all rights to their work, allowing us only the right to distribute (a) paper copies of the magazine in which it appears (or bound volumes of such) (b) pdf copies of the magazine in which it appears (or bound volumes of such), and (c) other (probably unencrypted) ebook versions of the magazine, which may be made available online.

Basically, you are agreeing to publication in the issue, and reprinting of your story along with the rest of the issue in which it appears. However, you are not granting us any rights to re-publish the story in any other publication or arrangement - if we were producing, for example, a "best of" anthology of the magazine, we would have to contact you to agree new terms. If you submit multiple stories to us over the years, we will not have the right to publish a collection of those stories.

By submitting a story the author assumes all responsibility with regard to potential copyright, libel, trade mark infringement or any other legal proceedings which might stem from its publication. With that in mind, please do not submit any stories featuring characters from films, tv shows, other people’s novels (unless the author died in the nineteenth century or earlier), etc.

If at a later date your story is reprinted elsewhere, we would be grateful if a notice could be appended regarding its original publication in Theaker's Quarterly Fiction.

If your submission is accepted, the acceptance email will contain a copy of these terms for you to acknowledge, establishing the nature of the contract between us.

Terms last amended: 4 February 2008.

Alternatives

If you have written something brilliant that you don't think fits well with TQF, or if for some crazy reason you would prefer to be paid for all your hard work, take a look at www.ralan.com, www.duotrope.com and the AA Independent Press Guide, three superb listings of markets available to the aspiring writer. You can also report to Duotrope on how long it takes us to respond to submissions.

Report your response times at Duotrope's Digest


Proofs

Please provide postal and email addresses (email only for non-UK authors) to which proofs can be sent (which one we use will probably depend on the length of the story and the number of suggested changes). Proofs should then be returned to us within two weeks of receipt, although if the issue is running late a shorter period may be specified.

We expect all authors to deal with proofs in a professional manner. In particular, all queries raised on the proofs should be dealt with carefully. A writer's work is not done once the story has been accepted – you have to shepherd it through to its eventual publication. If we have queried your word choice, please consult a dictionary to check that the word means what you think it does. If you don't address a query, the editors will have to resolve it as best they can – without further reference to you – in order to make the story publishable.

In extreme circumstances, we may withdraw our acceptance of a story if the author fails to deal with queries properly. In any case, we will look much less favourably on future submissions by authors who don't check their proofs.

If proofs are not returned on time we may have to go to press without the corrections of the author, and without the author's approval of our suggested changes. While we respect the author’s right to the integrity of the text, as guaranteed by the Berne Convention, there is an exception for magazine publication – sometimes the publication deadline has to come first.


Artwork Submissions

Part of the supposed charm of TQF is its homespun art, often quickly scribbled in the midst of proofreading the text, but submissions of artwork are still welcome. Again, that is as long as you are happy with the fact that you will be holding back my own artistic development...

The terms of publication are the same as those outlined above for fiction, so again no payment will be offered, but we will link to your home page, both in the issue itself, and on our news page, in the item announcing publication of the new issue. The one difference is that cover artists will receive a copy of the magazine (as long as they are resident within the United Kingdom).

Please do not send original art in the post, unless requested, because of the awkwardness of returning it. In the first instance please email us a photo, scan or other sample. If you are wondering what to draw, we will always find a use for things like spaceships, alien planetscapes and the like. There seems to be at least one robot in every issue, for example, so that might be a good place to start. However, only original artwork will appear in the magazine, as commissioned by the editors in relation to the text.


PLANNED PUBLICATION DATES 2008/9

We're happy to receive submissions at any time. We usually lock down the contents of each issue about a month before its publication date, but sometimes we'll be able to sneak something short in at the last minute. These are the dates when we aim to have each issue available online and on Lulu. Printing usually takes a week or two more.

Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #23 (Summer)

Publication due: 4/6/8

Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #24 (Bank Holiday)

Publication due: 4/8/8

Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #25 (Autumn)

Publication due: 4/10/8

Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #26 (Winter)

Publication due: 4/12/8

Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #27 (Spring)

Publication due: 4/2/9

Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #28 (Easter)

Publication due: 4/4/9

Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #29 (Summer)

Publication due: 4/6/9

Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #30 (Bank Holiday)

Publication due: 4/8/9

Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #31 (Autumn)

Publication due: 4/10/9

Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #32 (Winter)

Publication due: 4/12/9


Background

I originally started this magazine to encourage me to write on a regular basis. I love to write, and, though I can knock out a short novel in a week or two, Fanthorpe-style, Badger Books aren't around to publish them, and no one else would want to. So the title was intended to be literal – this was to be a quarterly magazine of Theaker's fiction, good or bad, rushed and scrappy.

With each issue I've received better and better submissions by other hands, and the magazine has edged towards respectability (though it still has a long way to go).

After only a handful of issues I had to adjust to its contents being filled out by the work of other writers from the SAB family, such as Steven Gilligan, Howard Phillips and John Greenwood (who eventually had to be made co-editor in recognition of his extensive contributions – it was either that or change the magazine's name).

As the page count has expanded, we've begun to search out new contributors, exemplified by Michael Wyndham Thomas, Wayne Summers and Richard K Lyon.

With every contribution received, there has been less and less writing for me to do, probably to the benefit of the magazine!

The TQF Manifesto can be found in TQF#17, setting out the magazine's goals. A lengthy discussion of the issues surrounding amateur magazines and money – that is to say, a series of excuses as to why we don't pay contributors! – will appear in TQF#23.


Stephen Theaker, 28/4/8